Thursday, July 30, 2009
How to Plan & Implement a Successful Man-date
Man-Date: (n) Night of man-tivities such as drinking beer and playing video games
ex. My husband and his friend Jason had a man-date on Thursday night.
Step 1. Call your friend to set-up the date
Step 2. Call your wife to consult on the dinner menu
Step 3. Go to Harter House 24 hours prior to the man-date to purchase your steak & marinade
Step 4. Place the steak in the marinade before you go to bed
Step 5. Toss the steak around in the marinade before you go to work
Step 6. Call your wife again to confirm the sides that will go with the steak
Step 7. While you are at work, daydream about your night of man-tivities
Step 8. When you get home, make sure the house is clean
Step 9. Start the grill
Step 10. Pour a glass of wine
Step 11. Wash the windows (yeah, I don't know) while you are waiting on the grill
Step 12: Place your deliciously marinated steaks on the grill
Step 13. Eat your wonderfully crafted dinner of steak, sweet potato chips and corn on the cob
Step 14. Lock your wife up in the bedroom
Step 15. Lock your son up in his bedroom
Step 16. Have your buddy make his profile on the PS3
Step 17. Stand as close to 46" High Def, Flat Screen TV as possible
Step 18. Demolish all players & conquer the world of Call of Duty while you drink
Step 19. Say things such as:
"Get out of my way, dude."
"That's freakin' awesome."
"HaHaHa, did you see that?!"
"I couldn't move! They were right on top of me."
Step 20. Say "good-night" to your buddy, go to bed, and dream about next man-date where you will resume kicking of ass and conquering of the world.